my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
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The Vampire Armand’s Guide to Romance:
Step 1) Threaten the life of your love interest so that they run from you.
Step 2) Stalk your now fleeing love interest.
Step 3) Leave your love interest alone long enough for him to either forget you or long to see you so badly he goes mad.
Step 4) Offer your love interest a place to stay, as he is most likely homeless.
If he says yes, great! You now have a lover. If he says no, then start with the threats again but skip directly to step 3.
what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
tequila mockingbird
or ernest hemingway
Edgar Allen Poe? Or is that literature then drinking?
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39 People With Watercolor Paintings Tattooed To Their Bodies
In case you were considering a watercolor tattoo, in all its vibrant, dripping glory.
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3I have this too. And I’ve totally done that before with Elmer’s glue. >I’ve recently had to come to terms with the fact that I have dermatillomania,
so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me
instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her
she doesn’t get it
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A random ball pit is set up in the middle of a city
And this is what happens as people approach it.The video is so precious and cute <3
oh my god that is the sweetest thing ever
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They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.
THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN
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