Step 1) Threaten the life of your love interest so that they run from you.
Step 2) Stalk your now fleeing love interest.
Step 3) Leave your love interest alone long enough for him to either forget you or long to see you so badly he goes mad.
Step 4) Offer your love interest a place to stay, as he is most likely homeless.
If he says yes, great! You now have a lover. If he says no, then start with the threats again but skip directly to step 3.
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